-- ANY GOOD SOUTH'NER WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN PEACHES WILL UNDERSTAND
EVERY SINGLE WORD BELOW!
The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the
seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington
designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all
Southern schools. The following are excerpts from the
1.) HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.
2.) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi,
3.) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage:
"My brother bard my pickup truck."
4.) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage:
"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and to! ok it to
5.) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in
6.) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh
bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
7.) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a
8.) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
9.) IGNERNT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage:
"Them bammer boys sure are ignernt!"
10.) RANCH - (noun)- tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I
left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."
11.) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my
brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
12.) FAR - (noun) - A conflagratio! n. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
13.) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of
mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
14.) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek
don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
15.) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age
16.) FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
17.) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners
are willin' to fat for are rats."
18.) CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage: "Just set that bare rat
19.) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a
wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
20.) DID - (adjective)! - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
21.) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage:
"He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ARE!"
22.) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away
from that bob war fence."
23.) JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage: "Jew here that
my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
24.) HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ...
haze ignernt. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."
25.) SEED -(verb) - past tense of "to see". Usage: "I ain't
never seed New York City".
26.) VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New
York City ... view?"
27.) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gubmint
boys shore is ignernt."
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